Jon Bon Jovi is in St. Tropez hanging out on Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jone’s yacht. Such a tough life and yes, I’m eternally jealous. But the thing that made me laugh is Jon’s outfit. There he was in one of the most gorgeous spots in the world wearing a muscle tee and heavy chains. That man is Jersey through and through. Jon – you’re in the Mediterranean! Maybe you could lose the jeans and work boots? Just sayin’.

Catherine and Michael are spending the month cruising around the Mediterranean on holiday. The boat is a rental though and quite the bargain! Only $200,000 for the month! Plus expenses.