I find it totally impossible to look at Robert Pattinson and see anything but a vampire. At least on the set of Cosmopolis, which has absolutely nothing to do with Twilight. Maybe it’s all the night shoots. Maybe it’s the Count Dracula-esque wardrobe. Give the man a cape and a red bow tie and he’d be set. But no matter what type of scene he’s filming, I keep clicking through the photos, expecting to see Kristen Stewart.

While RPatzz is hard at work in Toronto, Ashton Kutcher’s been busy starting a feud with him. Kutcher was on a Brazilian talk show when he introduced himself with the line, “‘Nice meeting you! My name is Robert Pattinson, and I am a gay vampire.’” Gasp! The fangirls on the internet have been busily threatening Ashton and plotting his demise on Twitter. Somehow I doubt Pattinson will care – or even notice. But if he were so inclined, it wouldn’t be too hard for Rob to find something to mock Ashton right back, given his wife’s age and all.