Picasso had his blue period. Paris Hilton is going through her hippie period. And yesterday was no exception to the rule. Hilton’s dress was basically a bikini top with a skirt attached. It might have been okay except she paired it with this ridiculous headband and black pumps. What was she thinking?

Paris has really been drinking her own Kool-Aid of late. She did a topless photo shoot for V Magazine (you know, like the mini-series V about aliens. Of course Paris is featured in that!) Anywho…Hilton is happier doing The World According to Paris because she can use her own voice. It’s not the producers telling her to be something she’s not. Now, let’s face it, she’s happier with this current show because it’s on. Be that as it may, Paris is trying to push herself as a brand. And no where is this more evident than on twitter. Her description of herself is ‘Model, Actress, Singer, Brand, Business Woman, Fashion Designer, Author, Philanthropist and Empire.’ Feel free to vomit at any time.