It looks like Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt are done pretending to be entertained by “regular people” activities like bowling. They’re in Malta for heaven’s sake, give the tots a beach lounger and a masseuse! I have no idea why Angelina keeps pushing this commoner business on her kids, but clearly they’re not having any more of it. Knox in particular looked to be having a mini-meltdown. There’s shag carpeting in there, can you blame him?

Older sis Shiloh looked a little more relaxed about the bowling alley, but she seems like the sort that’s better able to roll with the punches. Knox is clearly woven from a more genteel fabric, and I can’t blame him. You know the little guy’s going to be hurling his body to the ground and slamming his tiny fists on the floor if he so much as glaces at a put put course.