If Kim Kardashian is nervous about her wedding day, she isn’t showing it. She was spotted leaving her house in Los Angeles looking as serene (read: fake and pastic) as usual and going to a photoshoot yesterday in a super short skirt and busty top. Honestly, that dress makes Kim look like she doesn’t have a waist or upper body. The woman is all boobs! I know, I’m a master of the obvious but still. Come on! They’re HUGE!

You can kind of see a little splotch of her newly diagnosed psoriasis on her leg. Oh no Kim! You look less than perfect! Don’t you think she should just go inside and never come out? Not because of the psoriasis. None of us mortals would actually care about that. Just because it would be so much better for the world if she did. Just sayin’.