Turns out, even a (former) professional dancer looks like a professional goofball when you snap a few still shots of them dancing. I have no doubt that Jennifer Lopez is perfectly capable of dancing up on it when she must. I’m just saying she looks like a big ‘ol dork right here. It is what it is.

Lopez was celebrating her first birthday as a single woman in a loooooong time, relaxing with friends and family on a private yacht in Miami. Despite those questionable dance moves, the 42-year-old’s bikini body looks absolutely insane. For some reason I’d always assumed J-Lo had breast implants or at least was a lot bustier than she is. But she actually has a really nice, natural-looking body. If she does have implants, then she went with classy ones.

In other J-Lo news, it looks like she stands to lose some serious money in her divorce from Marc Anthony. Reports say they never signed a pre-nup (WHAT?), and Lopez is worth about $250 million. That means Marc could net $125 million, though obviously whatever he’s worth (chuckle) will factor in.