Britney Spears gave another one of her (now) classic low-key performances last night. The people of Cleveland were treated to a lot of Brit lip-syncing and walking around on stage. Occasionally she moved her arms, but there was plenty of standing to be had. However if you exhaustively go through YouTube and watch enough of the videos from last night like I just did, you can piece together a total of one minute and fifty two seconds of Spears actually giving a sh*t somewhat athletic dancing performance. 

Thanks, PopDust, for pointing this out a few months ago. Now all I can see is the laziness in Brit’s shows. 96% of the visual component rests on the shoulders of her dancers and set designers, who admittedly do a great job. They make it easy to forget that she’s mostly phoning it in, compared to the good ‘ol days.