So, you’re Richard Branson and you have all the money in the world. Just about. And you want to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Virgin Atlantic’s Heathrow to Miami direct flight. (Odd thing to celebrate but just go with it). What do you do? Duh! You’re Richard Branson! Of course you play Crockett from Miami Vice and chase supermodel Karolina Kurkova in a speedboat with a megaphone, toy gun and gold handcuffs.

Oh and don’t forget, you also get to throw her into a swimming pool and carry her out of it too. But, why Karolina? Well, we think it’s because she and Richard have the same sized mouth and teeth. No small feat.

And if you’re a fan of Virgin Atlantic, the company just launched a 33rd destination to Cancun. So, in 25 years, maybe Richard Branson can do reenactments of The Love Boat. Or, more than likely, The Real World: Cancun.