The Twilight Saga continues to win at MTV. It’s gotten to the point where it’s just a waste of time to even watch the show! We know who the winners are going to be. Of course, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson got best kiss. My grandmother could have predicted that one! And Twilight Eclipse went home with Best film, Best Female Performance (Kristen Stewart), Best Male Performance (Robert Pattison) and Best Fight (Robert Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel)

Given the precedent that’s been set, you would think that Kristen Stewart and crew would be able to get up onstage and accept an award. Kristen looked like she was going to blow chunks the whole time. Any time she got in front of the microphone was a cringeworthy experience. And Robert looked hammered. He fumbled through acceptance speeches and even dropped the f-bomb during a tribute to Reese Witherspoon. Taylor Lautner, thankfully was sober enough to accept the award for Best Picture. He had the common sense to think about what he would say when the movie, inevitably won.