Yesterday I made you the promise that for every Jersey Shore picture I post, I’ll also put up a picture of a supremely hot celeb. To even things out for your eyeballs and all. So once you get through this, prepare yourself for some La Toya Jackson. I kid I kid. I can dig up someone famous in something tight (besides a tightly pulled face), I’m sure.

So with that in mind, is it me, or is Snooki looking like she’s popped herself in an Easy Bake Oven a few extra times? She’s not her usual shade of  neon orange: rather she’s progressed to a deeper shade of crispy leather. Yums. I know Snooki’s thing is being obnoxious and gross, but does she have to do it so well? It’s absolutely effortless. Those dead Pomeranian boots. Ug. Snooks actually looked a little bit pretty in one shot, but she balanced it out by looking 65 a few minutes later here.