The interweb has been on an intense (imaginary) baby bump watch ever since Selena Gomez was hospitalized a week ago with a headache and nausea. According to Gomez, it was just exhaustion and malnourishment, but everyone’s pretty wound up with hopes that a mop-topped mini Justin Bieber is growing inside her. If Selena so much as touches her stomach, websites light up with body language experts predicting she’s subconsciously protecting her Beibz baby.

We’re not buying it in the slightest, but it is fun to freak out over every slightly billowing top. And hey, we haven’t seen Selena drink alcohol in a while. So that’s probably something. Even though she’s only 18. Still… she’s not drinking. And that shirt she wore while performing on GMA today is totally loose enough to hide a burgeoning baby bump! OMG look at that first picture in the gallery, she’s almost kinda sorta touching her belly but missed! This is it. This is real folks.