Kirstie Alley is still camping out at the Greenwich hotel in New York. It must be easier to stay slim (ish) in a hotel where you don’t have a proper kitchen. Kirstie’s staying here because she’s filming a movie don’t you know called Syrup. The movie is about two people in their 20′s trying to move up the corporate ladder of a soda company. So, basically, it’s a movie we’ve all seen before, just with soda and not say, a magazine like The Devil Wears Prada.

Alley plays the CEO of the company so we’re guessing she’s the Meryl Streep/Anna Wintour See More

A pregnant January Jones went to get a manicure in her home town of Los Feliz yesterday. It seemed like a routine trip to the salon but as she was leaving, she needed a police escort to her car. We’re guessing she wanted a little more protection. From what, exactly, we really don’t know.

Over the weekend, Jones was treated to a baby shower in Malibu by some friends including her Mad Men co-star Christina Hendricks. The baby is due sometime in the fall, so it seems a little early for a shower. But then, January may have a few of these. This could be the first shower of many for Jones. This kid may never know who it’s father is, but it will certainly never want for anything. (Except the identity of it’s dad. Or not. Maybe)

No, Robert Pattinson isn’t trying to get back to that white faced vampire look of Twilight. Robert is on the set of his new movie Cosmopolis and took a cream pie to the face! In the film, Robert’s character tries to cross Manhattan (shot in Canada, of course) to get a haircut. That’s the plot. But things kind of veer off course for this guy. Big time.

In the scene, the limo that Robert drives around in for the movie, got completely covered in graffiti too. But you know what, it kind of looks better that way. It would be way cooler driving in that thing than a regular one – don’t you think?

Pink and her hubby Carey Hart had their daughter Willow Sage on June 2nd and it’s about time that little girl had a walk on the beach! But don’t expect to see the little munchkin anytime soon – Pink and Carey are determined to keep her from the media.

Pink and Hart met up with Carey’s parents on the beach and the four of them took a stroll in Malibu. Judging by all of their outfits, we’re guessing that going to the beach was an afterthought – no one looks particularly ready to hit the sand in these photos.

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These pictures are our pre-apology for all the Jersey Shore cast that you’re going to be inundated with over the summer. Sorry dear readers, we’ll put up at least one hot babe afterwards, to cleanse the palate. Today you get Transformers star/Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, wearing an outfit that – while totally appropriate – still reminds you that she’s naked under there.

The Jersey Shore gang are back on their home turf – Sleazeside Heights – and are getting back to the normal routine. For Snooki and J-Woww that means making out with their boys in public. Ugh. You can almost see the herpes being passed back and forth.

Snooki and her boyfriend Jionni LaValle also do this thing where they stare into each others eyes as if they’re zoning in on each others brainwaves. Good luck finding anything inside either of those heads! See More

Alicia Keys sang on Good Morning America today. The producers made her go outside in the boiling heat and humidity that is a NYC summer, so naturally, Alicia was sweating. Keys didn’t do herself any favors by wearing a thin silk dress. It looks beautiful of her but that fabric is going to show EVERYTHING!

Keys is promoting the re-release of her first album Songs in A Minor. It’s been 10 years since it came out so naturally she has to celebrate and ask her fans to buy it all over again. Sure See More