Spike TV hosted the 5th annual Guys Choice Awards last night – that’s right – awards for guys and picked by guys. The level of testosterone could choke a horse! But, it’s a nice change up from the stuffy award shows and obviously Spike is trying to compete with MTV and their movie awards.

Mila Kunis took home a pair of golden antlers for being the Holy Grail of Hot. But that’s not the same as Jennifer Aniston – she won the award for a Decade of Hotness. She told the audience that she wouldn’t stop downward dogging until the fat lady sings. Well, Jennifer, we’re sure the guys like that second word! Danny McBride took home the Comedy MVP award while Mark Wahlberg took home Guy of the Year. He could have taken home pecs of the year too. But that wasn’t a category.

Oh and Scarlett Johanson was there and met up with Sean Penn – post break up. Penn was there getting an award for Fast Times at Ridgemont High. (It was the guy movie Hall of Fame.) Scar Jo and Penn were cool though – they gave each other a kiss and posed for a photo backstage. Could these two get back together? Let’s hope not.