Ashlee Simpson doesn’t waste any time feeling down in the dumps over divorcing her husband and father of her child, Pete Wentz. It’s been 5 whole months since Ashlee filed for divorce! Jeez! How long do you expect someone to wait for some nookie!?!?! Ashlee must cringe at those sad saps that spend time in counseling and you know, being upset about the failure of their marriage. What total wimps!

So this new guy, Vincent Piazza, stars in HBO’s Boardwalk Empire, appeared in a few episodes of The Sopranos and Rescue Me. Piazza is adorable and has the same sort of look as Pete Wentz but in a much taller package. That is always appreciated.