Yes Simon Cowell, we know you’re on a show called The X-Factor. Do you have to signal your arrival with that stupid X made with your arms? That is the dumbest thing ever. Simon never walked an American Idol red carpet spelling an A I with his arms. It’s just dumb.

Paula Abdul on the other hand doesn’t need arm gestures to make a statement. She just went into her wardrobe with a blindfold on and pulled out the two things she grabbed first. Come on – it certainly looks that way! Paula has on a leopard skirt with a floral top. Don’t look at it too long – it’ll make you dizzy.