INF Daily caught Miley Cyrus exiting a restaurant in Buenos Aires after popping in for lunch yesterday. The 18-year-old pop phenom naturally had to make sure she was doing something inappropriate while otherwise being so well-behaved. Quickest way to do that? Super short shorts. Miley donned the ultimate in trailer trash leisurewear: cutoffs so small the pockets stick out the bottom. You can’t find class like that with just anyone. You’ve gotta have a certain level of desperation to show that much inner thigh.

At least we know Miley’s legs looked good. She spent a good chunk of Mother’s Day tweeting, and mentioned that she and her mom Trish were “stuck” inside their hotel. We assume they were stuck due to the crushing throng of fans outside. Anyway, Miley somehow talked her mom into giving her some sort of body scrub, tweeting “This has been the best M-Day ever @TishCyrus1 I love u so much! I don’t know many people that would sit and scrub MY body on THEIR day! ”

Awww. But sorta creepy.