What do you think the odds are that Blake Lively was able to sit, stand, walk, or even hold completely still without baring her lady bits in this outfit? Zero to none. Yeah we’d just happen to hold our purse like that too, if we were wearing a coochie-baring skirt like that. As if Blake hasn’t gotten enough negative publicity for her horrible new dye job (when is that going away?), she’s got to desperately grab whatever bad press is left with her honey pot.

Everyone else at Chanel’s Cruise Collection unveiling in Cap d’Antibes, France looked absolutely incredible. Rachel Bilson managed to show off nearly as much leg as Blake, but did it with super short shorts. And somehow on Rachel, it just doesn’t look as desperate.