We cannot lie: even grabbing onto a large plushie panda for the Kung Fu Panda 2 premiere at Cannes, Angelina Jolie is distractingly gorgeous. We want to say other things about her and talk about her life or her movie or whatever. But it’s so hard, when all we can think about is how pretty Angie is. Luckiest. Plushie. Ever.

We do think it’s sorta mean to make Jack Black stand next to The Most Beautiful Woman In The World. He’s great, he’s funny, he’s lots of other superlatives. But standing beside Jolie just doesn’t make you think, “Damn, that man is fine.”

Now on to meaner things: Angelina, while stunning, is looking skinner than ever in her calves. The rest of her looks about the same as ever, but her legs appear to be suffering from some sort of extreme muscle wasting. We recommend you just stare from the knees up.