Not surprisingly, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon went to insane lengths to protect their investment make sure no one got a picture of their newborn twins.

After all, they can’t sell the pics to magazines for millions of dollars if someone snaps the babies first! Not only did they keep each of the babies’ carriers covered with a blanket, but Nick and Mariah actually had hospital staff wheel out those dividing curtains that are used in between beds in the emergency room AND they tied additional sheets to them. Then mom, dad, and babies walked behind this super protective enclosure.

Welcome to the world Moroccan Scott and Monroe! Your mom is gonna make it a blast for you.

On the upside, the twins were whisked away in a Rolls Royce Phantom. So the event wasn’t entirely tasteless.