Kim K, we love you. You are our bread and butter, the skip in our step, and the song in our… whatever. But stripes may not be the look for you. At least not lots of small stripes. It drives your curves from “out of this world” to something a little closer to home. Like, closer to Walmart.

Maybe it’s just this particular dress, but from a few angles, it looked like Kim was wearing a bustle or something. Only a good look if you’re a Victorian actor. Kardashian is definitely storing some new junk in her trunk.

And have you ever seen someone look so serious during a man/pedi before? Kim’s scrutinizing her toes like something is seriously wrong down there. Our guess? Paris Hilton feet. No, not really. That joke was over the line.