David Hasselhoff was in Vegas last night backstage at the Vegas burlesque show Absinthe. Naturally the Hoff had to be photographed with the girls of the show. The bikini’d ladies were happy to take pics with David. (He knows a guy who can further their career in Germany) The only person that seemed really uncomfortable was the Hoff’s new girlfriend, Hayley Roberts.

“Get Hoff me,” Hayley seemed to say. Her face and body language clearly show just how uncomfortable she was. (People don’t clench their teeth and tense their shoulders up when they’re relaxed) We just can’t figure out why she’s so weirded out. The Hoff is a towering man, who’s more than likely slobberingly drunk, trying to grab her boobs for the press. What’s so weird about that Hayley? Jeez.