Courteney Cox is making the media rounds promoting Scream 12 or something – but more importantly, she’s talking about her sex life with David Arquette. Or rather, how he had a perma-boner for her, and thus his inability to do anything but push her up against a wall took a toll on their marriage. Which is funny, since normally it’s a lack of sex that kills a union, not too much of it. But okay.

This morning Cox told Howard Stern that David couldn’t touch Courteney for any reason – even consoling her when her dad was dying – without popping wood and asking for sex. Okay, we sorta get how that’s problematic. Frankly we always assumed their problems were about her being an admitted control freak and him behaving like an 11 year old. But apparently it runs deeper (that’s what she said). It’s strange and wonderful but weird to see how these two are staying friends and actively involved in each other’s lives. And chatting with Howard Stern about their sex issues.