You thought the title was a clever play on words, right? Yeah… no. It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Mr. Big – and naturally Chris Noth wanted to make sure we’d remember it when we saw him. And boy, will we remember. In that searing, burning sort of way. Ladies, we know we have a lot of nipple shots on INF Daily. And while this is the best tit for tat (or tat for tit, as the case may be) that we can come up with, we realize it’s not a fair approximation. Nor is it a pleasant one.

Along with Noth, Kiefer Sutherland, Jason Patric (who also bared his bits), Jim Gaffigan, and Brian Cox walked the runway at the 9th Annual “Dressed To Kilt” charity fashion show at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City last night. While it is traditional not to wear any undergarments under a kilt, we’re fairly certain it’s not traditional to bend over and wave your junk in the air. And even if we’re wrong, even if somehow that is a mind-boggling part of the tradition… well we’d like to know how doing something like that promotes kindness and charity in people’s hearts.

For the extremely NSFW ball pics, click below:

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