In a triple threat of publicity, Tori Spelling brought her pet goat (and the rest of her family) to her store in LA to meet up with the Beekman boys and their goats for a book signing. UGH! The PR teams involved were probably high fiving each other over all the synergy of the event. And no doubt that goat brought in a lot of people. It’s a pygmy goat. Who doesn’t love a pygmy goat?

Tori isn’t stopping with her one reality show and the store. She is empire building. Spelling, along with her husband Dean, will debut a wedding show on the Oxygen network called, oh god, are you ready for this, sTORIbook Weddings. GAG! Apparently, Tori saw a hole in the televised wedding market that she had to fill. It’s a good thing no one watches the Oxygen channel – otherwise all of our gagging will turn into something serious!