We really don’t ask too much of Matthew McConaughey. Like ever. We don’t particularly need him to act very well to see his movies. We don’t need Matthew to be nice in the press either. The only thing we really want is for him to take his damn shirt off when he goes for a jog! Is that too much to ask for? Jeez!

Last time McConaughey went for a run he denied us then too! What gives? Do you think he wants people to stop ogling him? He did say in the new issue of Esquire Magazine that Camila Alves is the one, despite the fact that he’s not wearing a ring. Well, we’re thrilled for you Matthew. We don’t want to date you. We just want to see you with your stupid shirt off so hop to alright! McConaughey did also mention in the article that people’s perceptions of him weren’t a complete picture. Hmmm…you don’t think WE have anything to do with that do you?