Christina Aguilera got popped for public drunkenness early this morning in West Hollywood with boyfriend Matthew Rutler, who got a DUI. While Christina’s people have been trying to get her into rehab for quite some time, we couldn’t help but notice that her abysmal feature film debut, Burlesque, is being released on DVD today. And look at all these extra headlines she’ll be garnering! What a crazy coincidence.

We’re sure it’s in no way related, but Xtina also announced her divorce from Jordan Bratman three days before Burlesque premiered in theaters.