Sandra Bullock may want to spend lots of time in the gym in the coming months. Or in a cave. Or anywhere they don’t print books. Her ex-husband is writing a tell-all memoir about his life and will include his reasons for cheating on her. We can tell you why he did it now – he’s a total douche. But perhaps we’re oversimplifying things.

James wants to let everyone know that he’s not the only reason their marriage broke up. A friend of James told Popeater that he’s not looking to blame the victim – he just wants to point out that there are two sides to every story. The source went on to say that Jesse’s actions hurt himself more than he hurt Sandra. Well, we’d just like to refer you to paragraph one of this article. More specifically to the line about him being a total douche. Yeah, that’s the one.