Oh love – isn’t it so beautiful to see two people happy together? Don’t you just enjoy watching the young lovers frolic on the beach? Well, you might if they were anyone other than Kelsey Grammar and his lover du jour/fiance Kayte Walsh. These two are a little hard to take.

What is with all the pda? Firstly, you really worry about Kayte when Kelsey lays down on top of her – don’t crush the poor woman Kelse! Then you worry about the deck chair – that could easily collapse under the weight of them both. Then you worry about your own sanity because the images are like a train wreck and you can’t look away. This whole thing is libel to make us all a bit mental! Stop making out you two! Just get married so that you never have sex again and start the divorce proceedings. Why wait for the inevitable?!?!