INF Daily caught up with P Diddy aka Sean Combs aka Sean Puffy Combs aka gimme a break in Dallas last night. He hosted a pre-Superbowl party at a club down there – just one of the many high profile events leading up to the big game.

Diddy is living a life that most people dream of. His net worth is about $380 million so he can pretty much do anything he likes. That includes buying his son, Justin Dior, a Maybach for his 17th birthday. He already bought Justin a Maybach for his 16th birthday but he purchased the second car for him because he made the honor roll. Jeez! What does he get when he graduates? Or is accepted into college?

That’s the good news for Diddy. The weird news is that Combs is being sued, we swear we’re not making this up, for $1 trillion. That’s trillion with a T. A woman named Valerie Turks is suing Combs because she claims that the rapper fathered a child with her 24 years ago and (it gets better) that he stole a casino chip from her “worth over 100 zillions of dollars”. The lawsuit also claims that P Diddy had a hand in the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Diddy’s reps had no comment. Well, that’s no surprise. Honestly, what can you say to that?