omg! Yahoo conducted a poll recently of celebrities that readers would least likely date on Valentine’s day and, naturally, Snooki came out on top. Yay! She won something during award season! Presumably, the date would involve buying tons of booze for the Snookster and then at the end of it, she might a. hurl b. want to kiss you or c. hurl and then want to kiss you!

Paris Hilton came in second place – equally nightmarish as far as we’re concerned. Rounding out the list, Justin Bieber (these Yahoo readers are not into jailbait), Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson.