A-Rod’s sexy beach abs have got us pondering important things today, so we’ve got something for the ladies (or the gentlemen, we’re not judging). It’s a who’s who of the most elite celeb abs. Who’s your winner? Steroid-induced abs, à la Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his injected chiseled Jersey Shore six pack? Or Robert Pattinson’s pale-as-a-Twilight-vampire abs? Perhaps Usher’s sweaty abs are more your speed. We’re not judging.

We like Becks’ toned-without-being-intimidating look. Though we wouldn’t kick Alex Pettyfer’s abs out of bed.