Pay attention to the baby, and only the baby. Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom only posted this shot so you could cherish his cherubic face ears/back of head. He’s just eating lunch. Don’t be lewd. This is an innocent, pure act. Pervert.

In her blog post, Miranda says they named their baby boy Flynn, and mentioned that he weighed in at a whopping 9lb 12 ounces. So roughly the size of a Thanksgiving turkey. Miranda also notes she gave birth “without drugs or painkillers and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour.” Popping out a person that’s approximately 1/9th of your own body weight is bound to be a significant challenge. We commend her on a job well done – and posting that beautiful photo.