The Jersey Shore is returning for season three tonight, and trash TV addicts everywhere are twitching in anticipation. The cast has been dutifully promoting the newest season – we caught them on the set of Good Morning America earlier today.

In an interview with MTV News yesterday, Snooki technically predicted that the entire Jersey Shore cast would be dead in about 20 years. “‘I think everybody can do, like, at least another 20 series or something like that, because we can do this our whole lives…’” We added the italics for emphasis there. But yay!

Newest cast member Deena Cortese managed to get herself a two page layout in the most recent print edition of Life & Style. One thing we found confusing. Deena claims she loves cosmetic surgery and “‘I’ve gotten my nose done.’”. But if there were only one thing we’d recommend she fix, it’s her nose. Deena doesn’t look like she’s had a bad nose job, she just looks like she’s never had one and desperately needs it. She has Nicole Richie nose. Why aim for that?

And it looks like The Situation has relaxed on the “G” in GTL. The guy’s rocking some serious chipmunk face, not to mention those wrinkles and jowls. This is what a hard-partying Jersey Shore lifestyle will do to you folks. Snooki’s right, at this rate they’re not going to last longer than twenty years.