Rehab can have some nasty side effects. Most people don’t look great while their bodies are going through the process of flushing out tons of crap. But normally they don’t look like a lemur on amphetamines. However no one mentioned that to Charlie Sheen’s ex Brooke Mueller, who was palling around with her reality show BFF Paris Hilton.

Seriously Brooke, is this supposed to be your sober face? We’re meant to glance at the whites of your eyes and be like, “Yeah, she’s definitely laid off the sauce/coke/whatever.” Amongst other undesirable side-effects, rehab clearly doesn’t sharpen one’s mental faculties.

Speaking of Paris, she’s been looking like she’s got some extra junk in her trunk lately. We like it on her – Paris looks much prettier and a lot less fakey plastic when she’s rocking some curves.