Imagine this set-up for their reality show: Paris Hilton drives along a street in Los Angeles. Oh no, she ran out of gas! Cue Paris’ flat affect: “Oh no! I ran out of gas! What should I do? I know, I’ll call Brooke Mueller to help me. She’ll know what to do!” And so, the cavalry came to save Paris from near disaster, who may have had to walk in Los Angeles. Gasp.

Brooke showed up with a camera crew in tow (obviously), along with a jug of gasoline and some jumper cables. No one knows what the cables were for but she was delighted to carry them. Hi Ho Silver.