Eva Longoria hosted the MTV Europe Music Awards yesterday, and her gig had a very specific theme: distraction. Who would even notice or comment upon her skills as a hostess when they could see her ass hanging out? The Desperate Housewives actress had ten wardrobe changes, though some were certainly more memorable than others.

And bonus! We now have undebatable photographic evidence that Eva Longoria’s ass is comprised of the following: stretch marks, two moles, a few freckles – but very little cellulite. She also wore a ham dress.