We’re officially taking back our finger-crossing that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards will get back together. We were optimistic that Charlie was finally putting a priority on being a non-sucky parent, but our hopes have been dashed. According to the NY Post, cops were called to the Plaza last night where they found Charlie in his trashed room – naked and drunk. Things were in such a state of chaos that even the chandelier was reported damaged.

Apparently Sheen returned to his hotel room with an “unidentified woman” after partying into the night. When he realized his wallet was gone Charlie flew into a rage. That’s when the furniture started flying.

Sheen was taken to the hospital. According to Life & Style, cops gave him the option of going to the hospital or going down to the station house. L&S also claims the “unidentified woman” was a prostitute, and that Sheen’s 5 and 6-year-old daughters were in the room next door. He was also escorted out of the Plaza in only shorts and his bathrobe.

Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, and their daughters Sam and Lola are pictured in New York City yesterday and this weekend.