Posted by Jessica, Wednesday 09/01/2010, 8:56 am  

Jon Gosselin Brings Out the Sexy; Takes the Kids for a Dip

Yesterday afternoon INF Daily’s photographer found Jon Gosselin rewarding his eight kids after school with a swim in his apartment’s pool. And while we think that’s really nice of Jon, we can’t help but wonder if the purpose of the swim was actually as a punishment to us. Because folks, Jon Gosselin took off his shirt. And then lounged around in some really unattractive positions with his legs splayed. There were also some cringe-inducing side shots. You’ve been warned.

We can be a little hard on Kate Gosselin at times, so it’s only fair we spread the “love” around equally. Jon, your big life-changing dragon back tattoo has to go. Sure it’s new, sure it was expensive, but we’re certain if you got someone to sponsor the tat, you can probably get a dermatologist’s clinic to sponser the laser removal. Though without it, how will everyone know that you’re the Coolest Dad Ever? Oh right, the cigarettes.

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  • Kate Sucks

    I’m sure the sheeple will be happy to see where Jon parked.
    As far as the bared belly…dude, please, keep it covered.
    Thanks!
    PS-Jessica-it’s ‘sponsor’
    Love,
    The Spelling Police ;)

  • http://infdaily.com Jessica @ INF Daily

    Frick! Thanks, I’m writing on a computer that doesn’t have automatic spell check. I’m sure it’s going to be the death of my dignity.

  • Kate Sucks

    I’ve got your back! :-)

  • Denny

    Love the way the two little girls are looking at their daddy.

  • Barbara

    What Jon would do not to get a JOB! I hate that guy.

  • Kate Sucks

    Barbara
    September 1, 2010, 11:36 am

    What Jon would do not to get a JOB! I hate that guy.
    _______________________

    What Jon would do not to have his nuts owned still by TLC.

  • Sheri

    I think Jon shows alot of Love and Affection for his children. I know for a while there he got caught up in the media and made some poor choices, but now he seems to be a changed Man! Kudos to Jon! Some of us love you buddy.

  • Annie

    The words Jon Gosselin and sexy just do not belong in the same sentence.

  • Blog Hawg

    The Shrew (Kate) and The Schlub (Jon). Let’s just hope the Gosselin kids come out of this travesty without needing years of therapy to deal with the implications of being used to support themselves and their parents. As it stands now, I don’t hold out much hope.

  • http://thelyingchannel.blogspot.com jj

    The word Kate and Mom doesn’t belong in the same sentences either.

  • IhavenocluewhatnameIusedhere

    I wonder if Jon actually interacts with the kids or just talks on the phone. What happened to his SIX pack?

  • Montana

    Ugh, I so wish he wouldn’t smoke in front of the kids.

  • abbv

    I agree,no smoking in front of the kids, that is just disgusting Jon.

  • sean

    stfu jj kate is a great mom jon is a fatt ass great father on the phone sitting in the chair like a fat ass smoking what a great example

  • EMILY

    sean, Kate is the worst mom on the planet, and an ugly, hooker narcissist too

  • snickers

    Yep, lazy Jon, getting fatter, smoking and talking on the phone. Never gets in the pool with the kids!! Hope TLC does not renew any contract for Jon. Let him get a job and pay support from a tiny check from a real job.

  • snickers

    How much did INF pay Jon for the pics, just asking???

  • http://infdaily.com Jessica @ INF Daily

    We’ve covered this ground extensively, so this will be the last time I answer the question: INF doesn’t pay Jon (or Kate) for pictures.

  • Viewer

    I think the question should be how much does Chris give Jon? Al Walentis said Bob, a pap that became his bodyguard, did pay him.

  • http://infdaily.com Jessica @ INF Daily

    Viewer, I haven’t read the book you’re referring to, but your statement means that Bob paid Jon. Which has nothing to do with Chris.

  • gammy

    Hey when was the last time anyone saw a picture of Jon holding one of the kids hands, hugging them or giving them a kiss? There is tons of pics with Kate showing real affection for her kids but when was the last time anyone saw Jon without a cig hanging from his mouth, talking on the phone or actually watching and paying attention to his kids? That 10k a month would have better been spent on getting a larger apartment so his kids could stay overnight. Oh no that wouldn’t work because Jon always makes sure he takes the kids home so Kate will feed them. He’s too lazy for that unless it’s take out & the last time he did that he threatened a guy with a gun. Yea real nice guy that Jon.