Exclusive – Snooki Sucks on a Graphically Phallic Lollipop (sfw)
So Snooki spent Friday horking on the beach (video coming later today!) and getting arrested for public intoxication. Worrying that she hadn’t besmirched the good name of New Jersey enough, Snooks decided to visit a sex shop upon getting sprung from the slammer. Thus she and newest Jersey Shore cast mate Deena Cortese headed over to The Love Shack in Seaside Heights. While most of us keep our personal purchases in a brown bag when we exit a sex shop (and by “us,” we mean “you”) with our heads tucked down in shame, Deena naturally emerged carrying her graphic adult toy in her left hand.
Snooki, never one to be topped by a nobody cast mate, walked out of the store sucking on a lollipop that’s so graphic we had to paste a star over it. There was some debate in our office regarding what parts of the photo were most offensive to look at – and if that meant we should just stick a star over Snooki’s whole face, since the entire thing is pretty gruesome.
Everything in the gallery is SFW (depending on how cool your office is). Graphic toy photos are linked below and NSFW. The video is also NSFW since we can’t star the girls’ toys on it.
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Lobo
