Snooki & Deena Have Fun on the Boardwalk

You know your day isn’t really complete until you’ve seen photos of Snooki’s horrendous mouth making her look like a dumfounded rabbit. The Jersey Shore kids are still charming the folks of Seaside Heights with their boardwalk antics. Like public drunkenness, arrests, and that new girl Deena Cortese with the nerve to have a face that looks the way it does (you know what we mean). She’s like the budget Snooki. And how the hell can one of those exist? How’d they find someone who’s only a few inches taller than Snooki’s 4’9, has 20 lbs on her, and looks like they ran Snooki’s face through a meat grinder, then slapped a pound of MAC cosmetics on it and called it a girl?

So here are some pictures of Snooki and Deena on the rides in Seaside Heights. Making duckface, no less. We’re assuming they’re on the kiddie versions, as there’s no way they’re both tall enough to ride the grownup versions.