In case you’ve been worrying that you’re over-indulging lately, we have something that’ll kill your appetite for good: new pictures of Katie Price. Certainly she hasn’t been eating too many hamburgers, but just the site of Price is revolting enough to turn our stomachs and make us push our lunch away. The surgically-enhanced “glamour model” also known as Jordan held a book signing for her latest ghost-written tome. As usual, Price was wearing next-to-nothing, but this time she added a new gimmick: the book’s cover emblazoned onto the front of her bathing suit in rhinestones.

Katie, by the way, is only 32 – though you’d never know it from all that tanning. To top it off, she recently admitted to getting Botox and lip filler at her bachelorette party and said she looked like a chipmunk as a result. While it was nice to hear Price at least acknowledge reality, she said it in the past tense, and noted that she looks better now. We disagree.