Heather Mills decided to get all done up for the one year anniversary of her vegan restaurant, V Bites, in the small costal town of Hove in Sussex, England. And by “all done up” we mean instead of heading to the salon, Heather clearly took some L.A. Looks pomade to her hair, flipped her head over, then turned her blowdrying on for all its might. After the blowdryer caught on fire she stopped, but not before her hair took on a “fork in the electrical socket” quality.

In case vegans don’t get enough of a bad rap – at least in terms of their fashion sense - Heather decided to complement her look with a long green and purple tie-dyed hippie dress straight out of 1971′s worst nightmares. And the matching belt. Oh the belt. We can’t even go into it. But it was horrible.

Heather chatted with the locals, who by the Daily Mail’s account have taken a bit of a liking to her in spite of themselves. We had a look at the restaurant’s menu, hoping to find something else to make fun of Heather for. But it actually sounds pretty good, considering it has the word “soya” on it 47 times.