Exclusive: Snooki Chugs Coke From a Funnel; Acknowledges She’s an “Instant Slut”

Sometimes we look at Snooki and just get angry. It feels like we’re owed an explanation for everything about her. Justify yourself Snooki! You’re atrocious! Your mouth is shaped like a constipated tulip!

One of INF Daily’s photographers was kind enough to follow the pint-sized reality star while she filmed scenes for The Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights this afternoon. Snooki was all class, as always. We found her chugging Coke Cola through a funnel, wearing a tank top emblazoned with “Instant Slut Just Add Alcohol,” and fuzzy frog/floor cleaning slippers. Which do nothing to offset Snooki’s squatty frame and chunky calves.

Snooki’s walking around with two older folks that look like they could be her parents. Which explains why she chose to wear that shirt.