We’d like to say we didn’t snicker at these photos… actually we can say that. We didn’t snicker. We laughed our asses off. It’s hard to have a lot of sympathy for Lady Gaga when she bites it in the middle of Heathrow airport wearing SIX inch platform shoes. With the open legs of her flared leather chaps dragging behind her.

And this is Lady Gaga folks. Are we really supposed to believe she got off a transatlantic flight sober? Come on.

Jerry Seinfeld’s voodoo doll works quickly.