Do you want to see something horrible? Something that will make you feel sooooo much better about yourself and your coolness? We’re here to make your Friday that happy. INF Daily just got exclusive photos of Justin Bieber dancing. All on his own. Without the help of a professional choreographer or the distraction of helpful backup dancers. Hysterical nightmares ensue.

Turns out that Biebz just had to stop by a Johnny Rockets while in the Bahamas to grab a quick bite. When Aretha Franklin’s classic ‘Respect’ came on the radio, Justin just couldn’t keep his groove to himself and broke out in the girliest dancing we’ve ever seen. It appears booties were shaken.  Hands were loudly and dramatically clapped. We wouldn’t be surprised if the white guy’s overbite happened. It was all decidedly uncool.

Don’t you feel so much better about yourself in comparison?