Fear of Cooties Still Plagues Renee Zellweger & Bradley Cooper

It’s gotta be hard to be in a relationship with Renee Zellweger. Sure, you probably like her alright. But you don’t want people to know about it. Blogs make fun of her. People call her lemon face. Squints. Sour Patch Kid. You don’t really want to be associated with that do you? So you’ve gotta be subtle. Walk a few steps ahead. Don’t respond when she calls your name. Maybe if you accidentally look at her, scream. That seems to be Bradley Cooper’s strategy. He and Renee, who have been dating over a year, were spotted on their way to a Broadway show together last night by INF Daily’s photographers. They maintained a strict 5 foot distance, as though one of them were strictly adhering to a restraining order against the other. We gotta say, we don’t exactly have our fingers crossed for this pair.