We are continually baffled by Tila Tequila’s fame. Okay well not really "baffled" per se, because she doesn’t have much fame. But why does this half-ferret keep trying? Why does she have to shove her bolt-ons in our faces? INF Daily’s photographers found Tila at her "Welcome to the Darkside" EP and celebrity blog launch party at the Conga Room at L.A. Live yesterday. They’ve been suffering night terrors ever since.

Thanks to Tila’s decision to wear a belt instead of a bra – or a top – now the whole world can map the intimate geography of her plastic surgery scars. Look, one in the corner on the left! Three in a row underneath! Over there, there’s an X where you’ll find the treasure buried! Assuming by "treasure" you’re looking for saline.

We’ve decided to spare our dear readers the nip shots. It’s lunchtime somewhere in the world, and we’ve learned firsthand that even glancing at these photos while eating a sandwich will put a swift end to your appetite. Tila Tequila pictures will, however, help you stick to your diet. If you’re looking for a natural form of appetite suppression, just print out a copy of one of our photographers’ shots and tape it to your fridge.

A few of the people here in the INF office claim Tila actually has a good voice. You can head on over to YouTube to decide for yourself, but the consensus was that she’s simply not as horrible as you’d expect. At best.

_{Click through the gallery for more photos of Tila Tequila performing at the Conga Room!}