COSTUME INSTITUTE GALA WINNER: RENEE ZELLWEGER

We give Renee an A- for the gorgeous Carolina Herrera dress, but a D for the hair. Nothing says elegant like going old school (second grade style) and sticking a bowl on top of your head and just cutting.

Renee wore only an enormous cocktail ring for jewelry. She didn’t even don earrings! We think that’s actually a good decision, since that ring looks like it came from a gum ball dispenser. Luckily the dress is so beautiful – especially the bow, placed unconventionally around her knees – that it makes up for everything else.