While the evil part of me sort of hoped these photos were further evidence of Lindsay Lohan’s over-dramatic mental health plunge, it turns out they’re just from a photo shoot she recently did with photographer Tyler Shields.

Nonetheless, even knowing what the photos are, they’re still pretty creepy.

Lindsay tweets that the picture is a Polaroid from the shoot.

Really though, given all of the negative press surrounding Lindsay Lohan, was this really a smart decision? Better question: does Lindsay Lohan ever make smart decisions?

I’m sure she hates all the attention. Why can’t people just leave her alone so she can be happy? Why does Lindsay’s dad have to ruin her life by saying so many negative things about her – when she’s clearly capable of doing that on her own?

Madonna and her 13-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon hit the town in New York City last night for the Bent on Learning event. Lourdes was either very tired or very not into the event. She makes little attempt to hide the boredom on her face.

Speaking of faces, Madge’s is looking wonky as usual. Our photographers caught some truly frightening pictures of the terrified-of-aging diva last night at the benefit. It doesn’t look like she’s had anything new done; it’s more that as her old work settles in you realize what a mistake it was.

Madonna looks fine in some photos, but you can tell it all depends on the angle and the light. Catch her in the wrong one and her face looks like a package of ground turkey.

_{Click through the gallery for more of our photographers’ pictures of Madonna and Lourdes.}

Long ago and far away, funny woman Chelsea Handler made a sex tape. And it sounds like a straaaaaange sex tape. There’s stand-up. Then explicit sex. Then more stand-up. And apparently Chelsea sent this tape around to casting agents back in the day. So it’s not exactly a secret – or something she’s ashamed of. Nonetheless, she didn’t seem particularly enthused about Radar getting a hold of a copy.

The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in what appears to be her apartment. During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance", Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.

When reached for comment Wednesday afternoon by RadarOnline.com, Chelsea’s rep Steven Huvane said: “The tape you have is an old tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit." He indicated that Chelsea would address it on her E! show Wednesday night, and she did. Chelsea, looking very agitated, said she made the tape when she was 23, and added, "I would like to say to RadarOnline.com, thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and number two, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I’m a comedienne, and I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for (expletive) years!" (via Radar Online)

What a strange way to try to get casting agents’ attention. Or – just as likely – a suuuuuper embarrassing mistake. It seems just as likely that Chelsea accidentally taped over her comedy routine, then mailed it out! According to Radar, most of the agents who were sent the video probably never saw the sex – because Chelsea Handler’s stand-up is so bad that it’s unlikely they watched long enough to get to the dirty part. Shame for them.

What greater compliment could an actor receive than having Hugh Hefner say "you’re the only guy who can play me"? Robert Downey Jr. probably wasn’t offended – though he hasn’t indicated whether or not he agrees with Hef. The Playboy founder is waiting for the right screenplay, but is nonetheless working on his biopic – even if it’s only daydreaming about his ideal cast.

Playboy boss Hugh Hefner will veto any film about his amazing life unless "Iron Man" Robert Downey Jr. plays the lead. 

The tycoon is convinced Downey Jr. is the only actor who can play him on the big screen, and the publisher told the star just that when they met on the red carpet at the "Iron Man 2" premiere in Los Angeles on Monday night. 

Hefner says, "I told him, ‘I couldn’t do better’."  Nikki Nelson/ WENN.com 

The Playboy boss admits he’s still waiting for the right screenplay, but the "Sherlock Holmes" star will get the call when the film is ready to go.  (via the San Francisco Gate)

In other Hugh Hefner news, the naked lady magnet saved the Hollywood sign this week, donating the last $900,000 needed to preserve the area around the sign from real estate development.

_{Click through our gallery to see more photos of Robert Downey Jr. on Good Morning America in New York this morning.}

Despite Tito Ortiz’s claims that baby mama Jenna Jameson is addicted to OxyContin – and that she injured herself by falling over, not because he threw her into the bathtub – Jenna has tested completely negative for Oxy – and a bunch of other drugs. She’s clean for 10 drugs, including cocaine, weed, meth and oxycodone.

Ortiz held a press conference after being arrested on domestic violence charges, claiming that Jenna was addicted to OxyContin.  Jameson told TMZ, "I am definitely not addicted to OxyContin or any drug." 

"The lab tests clearly exonerate Jenna Jameson of any hint, iota or suggestion that she ingested or was under the influence of any opiates or controlled substances," her lawyer said.  "Statements made by anyone to the contrary are completely impeached by the results from this prestigious testing facility," the attorney added. 

The tests were performed by American Toxicology Inc. The lab screened for ten drugs, including cocaine, marijuana, methamphetamine and oxycodone, which is the main component of OxyContin. (via Popeater)

The status of Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz’s relationship remains unclear. She pressed charges against him, but then within the span of a few hours denied he hurt her. Then a few hours later she said he was a "wife beater." Jenna took a drug test right away to clear her name, but it’s unclear where she stands with everything else. Here’s Jenna Jameson and her father, Lawrence Massoli, leaving her Huntington Beach home on Monday.

Our photographer found Kate Gosselin beginning work on her new TLC show yesterday. For a few minutes here in the INF offices we misheard the title as Twisted Kate. And we think that’s actually way better than the real name, Twist of Kate. Which seems more appropriate?

In Twist of Kate, Gosselin will use fan letters from women inspired by her story as the basis for profiles of women facing their own challenges. Twelve episodes will start airing in late summer. 

"I look at it as a loose concept," says Gosselin, who says that despite rumors, she never contemplated dating or talk shows. "I want to be out there learning from others, helping to provide insight whenever I can, though I don’t consider myself an expert on anything." 

Gosselin will visit the homes and workplaces of everyday people. "She will be in that person’s shoes. And more often than not, it’s not going to be terribly comfortable for her," says TLC chief Eileen O’Neill. "She’s game for things, but she also has limits and boundaries." (via USA Today)

"I don’t consider myself an expert on anything." Don’t = do, and anything = everything. Kate speaks in code sometimes, and you’ve got to put on your thinking cap to decipher her clues. Expect her to be snapping at husbands and depriving children of water within the next few weeks.

Gwyneth Paltrow told Extra yesterday that she suffered from "debilitating" post-partum depression after the birth of her second child, Moses, four years ago. The actress says she couldn’t figure out what was wrong with her, and that it was actually husband Chris Martin who convinced her to seek help.

"It was debilitating … I just couldn’t figure out what was wrong with me and why I was so down and disconnected and sort of outside my body."

She credits her husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, for helping her recognize the problem. "My husband actually was like, ‘You’re not okay. What’s going on?’ — and then it was like a burst of a bubble, and I realized there was something wrong. Then I started to deal with it." (Via Extra)

Our photographers here at INF caught Gwyneth Paltrow at the 2nd Annual Bent on Learning Benefit in New York City last night. The actress looked interesting in a super short pewter-colored minidress and what appeared formerly to be a black motorcycle jacket that Gwyneth ripped off the body of a motorcyclist after a bad accident.  It’s still got the back and sides, but the bottom half of the front is missing. I’ll refrain from commenting on the shoes. But I don’t like them.

Our photographers caught up with Jon Gosselin today in Reading, PA, and we’ve got to say: Jon understands how to keep it classy. The former “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ star put the “budget” in moving this afternoon, when he finally got a big boy place of his own.

Unlike the rest of the civilized people of the world, who manage to wrap their sh*t and drop it in a box, Jon had to keep it simple. Maybe boxes were too pricey for the broke dad. Instead, Jon opted for a TJ Maxx bag, a couple laundry baskets, a few garbage bags, and just left his toaster out on the sidewalk to fend for itself. He did budget in some cash money for cigarettes though.

Related to nothing, we noticed some strange gaps in Jon’s hair – and not the balding kind. It looks like he tried to give himself a home haircut or something. Way to be thrifty dude!