LANCE ARMSTRONG EXPECTING 5TH CHILD; FETUS ALREADY HAS TWITTER ACCOUNT

Lance Armstrong is going to be a father for the fifth time. Girlfriend Anna Hansen is pregnant with the couple’s second child. Their son Max was born last June. Armstrong also has three children from his marriage to Kristin Richard. All three were conceived using sperm Lance had banked prior to chemotherapy and surgery for testicular cancer. However Max was conceived naturally, so it’s probably safe to assume that baby Armstrong #5 was as well.
Lance Armstrong is a major Twitterer. He’s got over 2 million followers. He even announced Max’s birth via Twitter, so it’s no surprise he announced that Anna’s expecting via Twitter.
Getting ?’s today about someone I’m following, a certain @Cincoarmstrong. What to say? Yet another blessing in our lives. I cannot wait! (via Lance Armstrong’s Twitter)
So who’s this Cincoarmstrong? The fetus. Naturally. Zygote’s been busy, too.
I got 2 arms, 2 legs, a nickname, and i’m 2 inches long. See y’all in October..I’m now the size of a lemon, 3.5 inches long, and weigh 1.5 ounces. And oh yeah, I’m on Twitter. (via future baby’s Twitter)
I’m pretty sure in a couple years they’ll have a device that really will let babies Twitter from the womb. Lance’ll probably have another kid just to take advantage of the technology. Anyway, congrats!
Lance is shown with Max in January.
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